I seriously can't believe
people sometimes. Like urghh. You call me at what 9:50 on a sunday night leave me a message saying hey i’m trying to figure out our relationship. One i’m not dating you nor have i dated you in the past. Two we went on one date, one!! Three I’m guessing you are going to ask me who I’m dating, why I’m dating him because he will never be around and why i’m wasting...
I’m so pissed right now, I just wish my dad would fucking sign those papers so I could DEP in so I can go to bootcamp and school and get money for school. I did this partially so he wouldn’t go broke paying for college. I did this to help him out and all I get is “Women don’t belong in the marines.” You fucking sexist asshole. This isn’t your future, this is...
Spooky Much? →
Cpl. Ray Person: Look at this shit, how come we can't ever invade a cool country, like chicks in bikinis, you know, how come counties like that don't ever need Marines, I'll tell you why, it's lack of pussy that fucks countries up, lack of pussy is the root fucking cause of all global instability, if more hajis were getting quality pussy, there'd be no reason for us to come over and fuck em up like this, cause a nutbusting haji, is a happy haji.
Sgt. Brad 'Iceman' Colbert: Ray, how much ripped fuel have you ingested.
Cpl. Ray Person: I'm on it like a mother fucker Brad, haha!...
Sgt. Brad 'Iceman' Colbert: Well, no more of that shit...
Evan 'Scribe' Wright: An interesting theory though.
Cpl. Ray Person: Yeah, yeah, you should quote me on it, you know what, you should definitely quote me on it, this whole thing comes down to pussy! Look, if you take the Republican Guard and comp their asses for a week in Vegas, no fucking war!
Evan 'Scribe' Wright: So the war is not about oil or WMDs.
Cpl. Ray Person: No, in the opinion of this Marine, its about pussy.
Evan 'Scribe' Wright: And its not about Saddam.
Cpl. Ray Person: No, Saddam is just part of the problem, if Saddam invested more in the pussy infrastructure of Iraq than he did in his fucking gay ass army, then this country would be no more fucked up than say, Mexico.
Sgt. Brad 'Iceman' Colbert: Ray, please shut up... thank you.
Watching Generation Kill
Gosh i fucking love that mini series it is so great. I love ray’s little rant about quality pussy in part 1. He just makes my day. :)
Because a nut bustin hodgie is a happy hodgie.
"I will find you, I promise I will make you...
I think i’m going to scrapbook my summer, at least start so i’ll remember. But maybe not just my summer, my last piece of high school. <3
Anonymous asked: I know who you're long distance relationship is, and i always knew you guys would get together one day, and you guys seem made for each other.
just watched dear john, makes me miss my marine.
I decided im done apologizing, to people for being...
"And the things that keep us apart Keep me alive,...
Think Of Me
When you hear but you just don’t listen When you’re looking but you just don’t see When you’re thinking there’s no rhyme or reason Think of me Think of me When you’re getting to the end of a hard day And you’re thinking it’s a long way home When you’re thinking that you’re just plain crazy Because you’re on your own Think of me I...
yourhopelessyoulostthis: Just press play the boy who isn’t singing, OMG SO ADORABLE<3333333333
It's not goodbye, just see you later
There are nights when I lay awake, wishing time would move faster. That school would start so I could count the days down till I’m with you. I miss you so much it hurts, i never knew what missing someone was in till you left. I wish that you could be here to make me smile, and laugh. For me to make fun of your stutter, and to curl up in your arms. I never knew what it was to love someone in...
Harry Potter or Twilight
dealingwithdeployment: That was beautiful<3 I don’t hate twilight, but I love Harry Potter and what it stands for and means.
I finally understood what true love meant…love meant that you care for another...– Nicholas Sparks (Dear John)